Twas the nights before NYE and all through the city,Not a BeBe store was without a a side chick committee,
EBT cards bare along with their cupboards,Kiddies mattresses piss stained, sheets not matching the covers, (…..But they got them J’s tho)
Souls ghoulishly tainted, they know going to church won’t help,So they in the club searching for middlemen in Gucci Belts
Word around town they wanna bring in the new year with The Heroes, Bc Re—lic was charging too much for the people.
So The heroes hit the Twitters to invite all the singles, To rock out to Durl and Pilot jingles
LeRon Iron Man Thor ravaging through Lounge like a savage on the prowl, and HBK, Wit 3 bracket honeys crushed off the Rosé
Migo on his MacBook looking fake busy,While Dez on the Mic mesmerized by the twerk team’s ti**ies
Lomax somewhere on in his SMS fed up,
While Phil cape tactics Were getting sped up, Murph with a snow bunny face covered with glee, As Durl turns the party up with classic GBE
So Queen drink this elixir and forget about your “Him”, As we pickup where we left off in them DM’s, You follow me you single, please don’t debate scripture, “Of course you’re not cheating, Don’t waste this elixir.”
The Twitter Honeys were nestled all snug in their booths, Pretending to be friends when drunk off the Goose, When out on the dance floor, there arose quite a clatter, As shorty was backing it up to the back of my bladder, Patting her, bent over, smacking her gum, She twerking so hard that I might shoot pre-**m,
Durl yells out, “Yo last call for alcohol, get to the bar”, But all i heard is “This the last chance you got to get to her draws”
As I reached for my keys, to not appear in a haste. I hope she got a Zen back at her place, Lights come on, and I realize this a bad decision, Henny been tainting my soul, throwing off my eye for precision
As security clears the crowds, I reach for her hand, with the intentions to frollick her mammory glands, Her crew tries to cockblock, but she so lusty it’s too late, Only thing on my mind is this bee-line to Priceline to negotiate room rates,
So before they can block me, I popped another Zen, T minus 10 before vaginal penetration can begin, Push her uppidity friends out the way, and drag her to the whip, While she’s blowing drunk kissy faces for some Instagram pic
Check into the tel for the head whop and shots from her rear, Praying she’s not fertile, no condoms, no worries, But I’m no pansey, I display no fear, :hits dougie: Merry Christmas, Just scratched me a bracket honey off my Holiday wishlist….Happy New Year you dirty summamab*tches!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM WEOURHEROES
